Aed jokes

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Am I a guard or a guava?

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Why are fish smart?

They live i a school.

"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

What is an orphan's dream?

To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?

It's chocolate chimp.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.