Aed jokes
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).