Aed jokes
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”