Aed jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
It’s not a meme, it’s just my sister
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.