Aed jokes
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.