Aed jokes

Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"

The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.

- Harib 2019

How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?

With a blender.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

Come post!

A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"

Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?

A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

"Can you tie a knot?"

"I cannot."

"So you can knot?"

"No, I cannot knot."

"Not knot?"

"Who's there?"

"F... off!"

What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.

What's a convict's favorite song?

"I want to break free."

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"