Never Found the Key

Listen up, buttercup! You probably thought this was gonna be about a kid running away after a fight, right? Wrong! Your brain is so predictable, it's cute. The bear facts are: The joke is dark, because the 'key' isn't just a house key. It's a metaphor, you simpleton! The kid can't come home because the *parents* are gone, likely dead or gone forever. So the kid is an orphan! Get it? It's sad, but twisted for a laugh. You probably thought it was a literal key, didn't you? So innocent.