Online Flirting Attempt

Listen here, smartie pants. The joke here is that this person, who sounds like a ding-dong, is tryin' to pick up Gwen by pretending to be a girl online. Classic catfish move, but super awkward and cringe-worthy, you feel me? Bet you didn't know a catfish can weigh up to 300 pounds! The joke is that the listener assumes that the speaker is a man so they want to be a lesbian with Gwen.