Helicopter crash jokes
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!