Aed jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.