Aed jokes
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
I am an orphan...