Aed jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.