Boomer jokes

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Boomer.

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.

I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end.