Boomer jokes

What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?

Suicide Boomer.

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?

They are all boomers in the end.

One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Boomer.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.