What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomer rang, it refused to come back.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age
corona be like: eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos *snap*
boomer
