Aed jokes
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
Your forehead is so big, I could land a jet plane on it.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.