Aed jokes
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Why was the 19th Amendment a major mistake?
Because it gave women the ability to dodge accountability.