Aed jokes

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

Arik? (Not a joke.)

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It pants!

BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

What's a rapper's favorite type of food?

Wrap sandwiches.

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.