Aed jokes
If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.