Aed jokes

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

What did one God say to the other?

"I will die to be a man."

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.

Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"