Aed jokes
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
She really wanted a boner.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!