Aed jokes

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.

Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?

A: From an overdose.

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?

I pull out of the driveway.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

What do you call a white person from Africa?

Albino.

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.