Aed jokes
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.