Aed jokes
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!