Aed jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.