Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. You see, the joke plays on the stereotype that gay people are super organized and efficient. So, instead of the real reason for not being late, which is planning and responsibility, it's because they're supposedly extra prepared. Get it? Prolly not, you are a dummy.