Aed jokes
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!
My friends: Hi to my little friend!
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.