A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Pirate's Ship Wheel
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, smarty-pants! This pirate has a steering wheel from a ship shoved down his pants. Get it? The bartender asks him why, and the pirate says it's "drivin' me nuts!" because "drivin'" sounds like driving a ship and "nuts" is slang for testicles and it hurts. You probably get hurt a lot 'cause you look dumb.
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