Pirate's Ship Wheel

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A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Categories

  • Pirate
  • Bar
  • Nut
  • Bartender
  • Wheel
  • Alcohol

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, smarty-pants! This pirate has a steering wheel from a ship shoved down his pants. Get it? The bartender asks him why, and the pirate says it's "drivin' me nuts!" because "drivin'" sounds like driving a ship and "nuts" is slang for testicles and it hurts. You probably get hurt a lot 'cause you look dumb.

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