Aed jokes
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.