Atheist Comeback

Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, this kid, right, a Christian, comes at an atheist all fire and brimstone, saying they need "Jesus saving." And the atheist is all like, "Hold up, you're praying to a zombie Jew, and I'm the one who needs help?" It's funny 'cause it flips the script on who's supposed to be saving who, and it's extra spicy 'cause religion. You probably think the earth is flat.