Dino jokes
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
There was a dino at the library today. It was reading a thesaurus.
when the dino nuggies are done
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!