Aed jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why does a robot malfunction when they get sad?
Because they have a break down.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.