Aed jokes
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.