it was just a prank bro
What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer
The cancer came back
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
Who is the best a musical chairs? The kid in the wheel chair
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
A depressed boy went to high five a tree guess what the tree did? The tree left him hanging
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
