Aed jokes
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
💕 hello kitty
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.