Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.