Ankle Observation

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You obviously don't get it, and that's okay, I'm here to help you, you walking encyclopedia of stupidity. This joke plays on a common phrase about what you can tell about a person. Usually it is about ankles being a sign of someone's attraction, and this turns it to be literal, she is literally on top of you. That's what is funny, you simpleton.