Lesbian relationship jokes
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.