Lesbian relationship jokes
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.