Lesbian relationship jokes

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?

Neither one of them, they eat out.

If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.