Chris Hansen jokes
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."