Chris Hansen jokes

Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...

You get to meet Chris Hansen!

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?

Santa stops at 3 hoes.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"