Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
Celebrities Meet Chris Hansen in a Bar
Categories
Explanation
Experiment
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You wrote this so I know you're not that bright. The joke is about a bunch of famous people who have had some weird rumors around them (you know... the "are they or aren't they creepy" vibes), walking into a bar. You, the genius who wrote this, think it's funny because the bartender is actually Chris Hansen, famous for catching predators on TV. It's a surprise that connects the weirdo vibe of the celebs to the famous person who goes after people like that.