What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
Glory Hole and Confessional Booth Similarity
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You thought that was funny? Okay, let me break it down for you since you clearly can't connect the dots on your own. A glory hole is a hole in a wall used for anonymous sexual encounters, usually involving oral sex. A confessional booth is a place where Catholics go to confess their sins anonymously to a priest. Get it? Both involve a hole and a somewhat anonymous act. The punchline plays on the idea of the blowjob being anonymous. You probably didn't know what a glory hole was, did you? See, this is why you need me.
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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