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Aed jokes

Fan

    • Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"

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    • Pussy

    • Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

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    • Aed memes

    Cop

    • A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

    Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

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    • Priest

    • What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

    A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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    • Bus Driver

    • I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

    I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

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    • Head

    • When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

    Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

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    • Family

    • I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

    Btw, it's a joke lol.

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