Aed jokes
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.