Aed jokes
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Do a neck reveal.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.