Aed jokes
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Bunger got me like:
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What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉