Aed jokes
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"