Aed jokes

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

What does a disabled disco play?

"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?

They can both carve a new emotion.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?

He couldn't find home plate.