Aed jokes
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.