Triple

Triple jokes

Orphan

If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

Double!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Triple!

Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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  • Orphan

    Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

    Because they don't know where home is.

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  • Media

    Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

    A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

    Memes

    Allergy

    I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

    I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

    Guy

    Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)

    Au revoir, GGG

    Name

    Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

    School: Nova corps gun academy.

    Location: Wyoming mountains.

    Friend

    My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

    Battery

    Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.

    Drunk man

    Three drunk men get in a taxi. The driver knew they were drunk, so he started the car and turned it off. The first man gave him the money. The second man thanked him, but the third man slapped the driver. The driver, surprised that he noticed, asked why, and the third man replied with, "Why did you drive so fast?"

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  • Man

    A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

    The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

    The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

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  • Fly

    If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

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  • Aid

    What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?

    Nut in the butt.

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  • Community

    I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.