Triple jokes
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
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My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Nope, nope, and nope.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What is a threesome with 3 guys?
Gay sex and a witness.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
3+3=****
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
