Trolling with Multiple Usernames

Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is like when you try to cook and end up setting off the smoke alarm. The dude admits he's a troll using different usernames because he's mentally all over the place. It's supposed to be funny because he's owning up to being a mess online and in his head. People like you think a balanced diet is a pizza in each hand, so no wonder you need this explained.