Aed jokes
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
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How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
No one:
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.