Aed jokes
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Me during quarantine
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.