Aed jokes
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What's a Jew's favorite drink?
Mountain Jew.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
This is a joke. Laugh!
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus. I lost my job as a bus driver.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"