Aed jokes
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
What has legs but can't walk?
A veteran.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.