Aed jokes

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.

Why is Santa's sack always full?

Because he only comes once a year.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.

If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?

What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?

Helen Killer.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

I have no eye deer!

What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?

Capture the flag.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

How is a priest like a wristwatch?

They both start at 12.

My great grandfather died in 9/11.

He was such a good pilot.

I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.

Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?

Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?