Hand Washing After Showering Type of Person Roast", "humorTypes": ["insult", "insult/roast", "observational

Alright, listen up, numbskull. You're so dense that you don't even realize washing your hands *after* showering is redundant. I mean, what kinda dirt you pickin' up *in* the shower, huh? This joke implies that you're the type of person who might think washing hands after a shower makes sense. Which is obviously not a smart thing to do.