Aed jokes
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?