Aed jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.