Aed jokes
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers. He is never going to stop. From Lithuania down to Andorra, He has scored a fucking lot. Penalties and Tapins, The Fields of Faroe Islands, He is our GOAT, And his name is Cristiano Columbus. Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now? No, because he is dead.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
Your face is a joke.