Soccer vs Dead Baby

Alright, listen up, smarty pants. This "joke" is dark, like your chances of getting a date. It's saying that a dead baby is something you'd kick with steel-toed boots, but you wouldn't do that in soccer. It's messed up, and probably not funny to anyone who isn't a complete moron, like the author of this joke. You probably think it's edgy, but really, it just shows you have the emotional range of a brick. Go touch grass, or better yet, find a therapist.