Aed jokes
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.