Aed jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.

What's the difference between light and hard?

It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between my phone and my sister?

I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

Caregiver.

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

Once a woman suspected that her husband was fucking their daughter at night. So she made a plan. That night, she gave her daughter sleeping pills and told her husband that you go to sleep, I have a headache and I will sleep on the sofa in the drawing room today. After everyone slept, she picked up her sleeping daughter and laid her on the sofa and went to her bed and lay down. After an hour, the door of the room opened and one man entered the room and jumped on the bed and fucked her intensely for 2 hours. Then she turned on the light with the bed switch and said, "You definitely didn't expect me." "I definitely didn't expect you, MOM! But you are more delicious than sister"! Her son replied in surprise!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

Why did Billy fall off his bike?

Because his dad threw a chair at him.

What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?

Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.

What do you call a midget with autism?

A weetard.

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.

A Roman walks into a bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."

What do you call a burning church?

Holy smokes.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.