Aed jokes
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Why didn't Sally get home from work?
She got hit by a bus.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"