McDonald's and Priest Comparison

This joke plays on the double meaning of "meat" and "bun." It suggests a disturbing and inappropriate comparison between a fast food restaurant and a priest abusing children. It's a dark joke, using shock value.

• Priest
• McDonald's
• Old
• Common
• Religion
• Abuse

• What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
• Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
• What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
• What do a priest and a pedo have in common? Nothing, they both like kids.