Aed jokes
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
You're a big Z!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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Bye!
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
When I was doing ju jitsu at my neighbor's cat, I accidentally created a whirlpool and then ate a mango mustard bar.