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Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
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Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
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Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.
What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
