What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

He only comes once a year

The teacher asks her class “What is sex?” and Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?” and the teacher fainted.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker

You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.

You want to hear a dirty joke?

This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn’t at work. The guy responds, "I’m sick" His boss replies, "you don’t sound sick" The guy says, “I’m fucking my sister” and hangs up the phone

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

My sister keeps cursing… so I made fun of her… fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!

Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.

Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.

Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? a hooker can wash her crack then sell it again

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!!!

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A “MASTER-BAITER”.

On text* Boy : Hey! I love you… Girl : eww u are so ugly boy sent a pic of his dic Girl : beauty doesn’t matter in love

What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.

what’s the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t scream when you put your meat in it

A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheel chair.

There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said “What are you doin Kenny?” Kenny said “Going to Florida for the week.” Nurse said “Alright see ya when you get back.” Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said “What are you doing Kenny?” Kenny said “I am at the beach” Nurse said “Oh I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back” Bob’s room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said “Goddamnit Bob what are you doing?” Bob said “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny’s wife right now, he is in Florida for the week”