Dirty Joke Jokes

Christmas

Anonymous

Why is Santa's sack so big?

He only comes once a year

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Ball

Chingus Chong

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

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Swallow

Lynn馃馃挅

Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

Homework

UrStepmom馃槒馃槒

Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?

A. Calculus homework.

Dirtiness

Anonymous

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

Stick

Anonymous

The teacher asks her class "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says "sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

Rooster

Anonymous

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker

Dirtiness

emmet2021

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

Shade

Anonymous

You watch 50 shades of gray, and you turn gray in bed.

ADD

Queen馃馃

Sex is like math

You add a bed 馃泴

Subtract the clothes馃憵馃憰馃憱馃憴

Divide the legs馃

And pray you don鈥檛 multiply 馃懆鈥嶁潳锔忊嶐煈煈┾嶁潳锔忊嶐煈煈┾嶁潳锔忊嶐煈

Sister

LikeaNinja

You want to hear a dirty joke?

This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone

Wife

Dj Winter

There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said 鈥淲hat are you doin Kenny?鈥 Kenny said 鈥淕oing to Florida for the week.鈥 Nurse said 鈥淎lright see ya when you get back.鈥 Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said 鈥淲hat are you doing Kenny?鈥 Kenny said 鈥淚 am at the beach鈥 Nurse said 鈥淥h I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back鈥 Bob鈥檚 room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said 鈥淕oddamnit Bob what are you doing?鈥 Bob said 鈥淪hhh, I am fucking Kenny鈥檚 wife right now, he is in Florida for the week鈥

Woman

Queen馃馃

For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard馃槱馃槈馃槒

Legs

not telling u

A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out

Nut

Anonymous

what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.

a sinkers bar

Choke

Lynn馃馃挅

Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.

Vegetable

Hitler

what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair

Bang

Jacko

What did Ron put in his diary? I Her-mio-ne after I banged her last night.

Difference

Anonymous

What鈥檚 the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Ball

Queen馃馃

What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob

If we don鈥檛 get some support people Will think we are ball sacks.鈥