Wacko Jacko and Kelly Clarkson

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Explanation

This joke is dark and twisted. It makes a comparison between Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson, both of whom have been accused of doing bad things to kids. It suggests that because Michael Jackson was a bigger star, he was given a pass, whereas a less famous person like Kelly Clarkson, would not. The humor comes from the outrageousness of the premise and the willingness to joke about serious topics.

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