Aed jokes
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Why is Donald Trump so mad? Because he is a Trumpet!
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.